She SAID It was CHICKEN.....

My wife has always been a wonderful cook. Oh, there have been the occasional duds, like Pickle Relish Pie, and the time she and a niece made "Meat Slop" (it was SUPPOSED to be Meat LOAF....) but, all-in-all, she does a great job.

Usually she lets me see her get something out of the freezer, and start getting ready to make supper as I am headed out to bring the cows in for the night. When I come back in, supper is waiting  for me. I usually never question what it is, because I know it's gonna be good.

Then there are times like last night.....

Maybe I SHOULD keep a closer eye on what she makes, or at least question it a little further.

She made sure to let me see her get chicken out, and even started some baked potatoes to throw me off track. I caught her this time, though....

I was all excited about supper until I see this resting on my plate:



I said "What - you trying to feed me FROGS, now?"

She just laughed, and said "Just eat it, it's CHICKEN!"

Yeah right, don't look like no chicken I ever had before....If you look close, it's trying to escape the peas, and hop off the plate!

At any rate, I saved it for last, then choked it down, lest I had it force fed me for making a big deal about it.

I found out that frogs really DO taste like chicken......